May 2013
awkwardvagina:
have you ever just cried because you’re you
vampirequeen:
do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob
grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
wild-lion:
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
thnksfrthbttfck:
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
